Finn, it’s MIDNIGHT for Andraste’s sake, leave off the concoctions and come to bed!

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

Seriously, you’ve been in there since sun-up. There’s no way those leaves are more interesting than me.

You never let me have any fun!

The lab isn’t going anywhere. Besides, you have that crazy-eyed look you get when you’ve been inhaling weeds too long.

They’re not weeds. They’re medicinal herbs, and I hardly think a bit of temporary dizziness counts as a contact high. I haven’t hallucinated from exposure to this mixture in weeks.

and don’t bring up the bedroom in… wherever this is!

Please?

Finn, it’s MIDNIGHT for Andraste’s sake, leave off the concoctions and come to bed!

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

Seriously, you’ve been in there since sun-up. There’s no way those leaves are more interesting than me.

You never let me have any fun!

The lab isn’t going anywhere. Besides, you have that crazy-eyed look you get when you’ve been inhaling weeds too long.

Finn, it’s MIDNIGHT for Andraste’s sake, leave off the concoctions and come to bed!

Seriously, you’ve been in there since sun-up. There’s no way those leaves are more interesting than me.

iaccidentallythechantry:

theotheramell:

championofpitfalls:

theotheramell:

Every time I tried this back in Kinloch they wouldn’t let me near a staff for a week. 


That’s because you kept hitting yourself in the face

………. did not.

Did so. I had to heal your face. I think this whole smacking-ones-self must be an Amell mage trait!

iaccidentallythechantry:

theotheramell:

championofpitfalls:

theotheramell:

Every time I tried this back in Kinloch they wouldn’t let me near a staff for a week. 

That’s because you kept hitting yourself in the face

………. did not.

Did so. I had to heal your face. I think this whole smacking-ones-self must be an Amell mage trait!

championofpitfalls:

theotheramell:

Every time I tried this back in Kinloch they wouldn’t let me near a staff for a week. 


That’s because you kept hitting yourself in the face

………. did not.

championofpitfalls:

theotheramell:

Every time I tried this back in Kinloch they wouldn’t let me near a staff for a week. 

That’s because you kept hitting yourself in the face

………. did not.

(via commanderdudebro)

zimrathon:

galagraphia:

Dear Skyrim fans! You may hate Ulfric if you like, but you can’t deny that the housecarl he sends to you is hot as hell! His name’s Calder, he’s like a red head version of Vilkas with Epic Whiskers of Doom. And look at his face, look at that! I want to lick it! And did I mention that he’s red? I think I have a new crush.

Kay, you are not moving to Hjerim! You are already married. And no, you can’t keep a lover if you want to keep your head.

P.S. I think Calder looks a bit like Negacrow’s Sunny :)

P.P.S. NOSEPORN!!! He’s perfect, I’m telling you!

…in which Daylen is in Skyrim?!

Pays better than the Wardens. People keep taking my sweet rolls, though. >:C

asker

Anonymous asked: Happy Satinalia, Daylen! *gives gift (it's booze)*

Every time I tried this back in Kinloch they wouldn’t let me near a staff for a week. 

Every time I tried this back in Kinloch they wouldn’t let me near a staff for a week. 

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thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

thatghastlyhat:

 #I don’t FIT that slinky dress anymore Finn

Which is a real pity.

I’ve got fond memories of that Black Emporium mishap.

Really? Why don’t YOU go look in the mirror while some withered corpse chuckles creepily at you? I’ll wait here.

I’m not referring to the Black Emporium visit itself! More the visit’s bizarre (and unexpectedly enjoyable) results.

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

It’s a wonder you found time to manage your own studies, Naggy McNaggingpants.

Naggy McNagg—
…I can only hope I am rewarded in the afterlife for enduring your childishness with such grace and dignity.

Why wait till then? 



…what, now? I’m miffed at you right now.



“ #I don’t FIT that slinky dress anymore Finn”
Which is a real pity.

I’ve got fond memories of that Black Emporium mishap.

Really? Why don’t YOU go look in the mirror while some withered corpse chuckles creepily at you? I’ll wait here.

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

thatghastlyhat:

theotheramell:

It’s a wonder you found time to manage your own studies, Naggy McNaggingpants.

Naggy McNagg—

…I can only hope I am rewarded in the afterlife for enduring your childishness with such grace and dignity.

Why wait till then? 

…what, now? I’m miffed at you right now.

 #I don’t FIT that slinky dress anymore Finn

Which is a real pity.

I’ve got fond memories of that Black Emporium mishap.

Really? Why don’t YOU go look in the mirror while some withered corpse chuckles creepily at you? I’ll wait here.