Don't Call Me Sunny

zimrathon:

galagraphia:

Dear Skyrim fans! You may hate Ulfric if you like, but you can’t deny that the housecarl he sends to you is hot as hell! His name’s Calder, he’s like a red head version of Vilkas with Epic Whiskers of Doom. And look at his face, look at that! I want to lick it! And did I mention that he’s red? I think I have a new crush.

Kay, you are not moving to Hjerim! You are already married. And no, you can’t keep a lover if you want to keep your head.

P.S. I think Calder looks a bit like Negacrow’s Sunny :)

P.P.S. NOSEPORN!!! He’s perfect, I’m telling you!

…in which Daylen is in Skyrim?!

Pays better than the Wardens. People keep taking my sweet rolls, though. >:C

(via zimrathon)